Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 01, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Hi, Susie. Susie: Go away, Calvin! Sit somewhere else! I don't want to know what revolting thing you have for lunch today. Calvin: Relax, Susie. I'm not going to tell you what I have. Susie: You'd better not. I mean it. Calvin: All I'll say is that I sure feel sorry for my tapeworm. Susie: Miss Wormwood! Calvin: Hey! Did I way what my lunch is?! Did I?!?
Now THAT is a loophole