Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 1989
Transcript:
Student: Psst...here! Susie (reading): Hey Susie, Roses are red, a deep crimson hue. When you got in trouble, you sure were too! Ha ha! Calvin. Susie (Writing): Calvin, you dirty, rotten, lousy, stinking, masty piece of moldy scum!!! Drop dead! I hope you... Miss Wormwood: Writing notes in class now, are we, Susie? Calvin: Hey, look! She's turning red again! Susie: Eep!
Imagine the teacher secretly favoriting Calvin.