Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 09, 1990
March 08, 1990
March 10, 1990
Transcript:
Dad: Once upon a time, there was a... Calvin: Hold it. You know what I'dl like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat goldilocks and little red riding hood! Tell me a story like that, Ok? Dad: And how should Hansel and Gretel meet their untimely demise? Calvin: The witch eats them and then the wolf eats the witch.
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Oh please, as if those stories aren’t just about that bad anyways… Burning a woman alive in her own oven?
And just think of how disturbing the ending to Disney’s Jungle Book must be to Hobbes.