Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 20, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Psst! Hobbes! Hobbes: What are you doing up there? Calvin: Hiding from my killer bicycle. It can't climb trees, so I guess I'll stay here the rest of my life. Hobbes: You should just wedge a big stick through the spokes of the front wheel. That way when the stick hits the fork, the wheel will jam and the bike will flip over. Calvin: Hey, that's a great idea! Hobbes, you're a lifesaver! Hobbes: We could mosey over to the kitchen if you're wondering how you can possibly thank me enough.
I can see this ending badly. For Calvin too.