Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 28, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: Mom, you now the sandwich you packed for me today? Well, by lunch time, the jelly had soaked into the bread. That grosses me out. So tomorrow, I'd like the jelly put in a separate container with a knife, so I can spread the jelly at the last possible moment before I eat the sandwich. Also, you keep using bread from the middle of the loaf. I only like those pieces for toast. For sandwiches, I want only the end pieces, because those don't absorb as much jelly, got it? Doggone it she did it again!