Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 19, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Susie's still concentrating on her snowman! Let's sneak up and barrage her with slushballs! Hobbes: Two minutes ago we were on our way to tell Santa how good you are, remember? Have you lost your marbles?! Calvin: Oops. I forgot. How many presents do you think I'd forfeit for just one clean smack upside Susie's head?
I would say zero, bcause Santa is not real