Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 26, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: Hello, may I carry your books for you? Susie Derkins: Why? So you can throw them in a puddle or something? Forget it! Calvin: I wouldn't do that! Susie: Yeah, you'd probably do something worse! You're not touching my books, Calvin! Calvin: Strictly speaking, I'm not Calvin. I'm the physical manifestation of Calvin's good side. Susie Derkins: If that was true, you'd be a lot smaller. Calvin: Boy, have I heard that joke a lot. Susie Derkins: And if you think you can get my books by acting even weirder than usual, think again!
Apparently Susie’s seen Star Wars: A New Hope.