Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 11, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: Mommm Mom: What's the matter?? Calvin: How do ugly things like octopuses and hairy bugs reproduce? Are they actually attracted to each other? Mom: It's 3 AM! Go to sleep! Calvin: Come to think of it, I wonder how people are attracted to each other. Hobbes: I'll bet that's why they close their eyes when they smooch.
There is no shuch thing like beauty. There are only glands. :D