Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 1991
April 23, 1991
April 25, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: You get two demerits for singing the club anthem before it was on the agenda! Hobbes: Well you get five demerits for not taking off your hat during its hallowed refrain! Calvin: You can't give me demerits! I outrank you. Hobbes: Ha! You're just a figurehead! Your duties are ceremonial! I have all the real responsibilities! Calvin: What?! I'm dictator-for-life! I have ten times the importance of a lowly first tiger! A hundred times! A million times! Hobbes: If you're so important, how come you sing the soprano part of our anthem? Calvin: That's just till my voice changes!
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