Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 07, 1991
Transcript:
Principal: "Calvin and Susie, would you come in my office, please?" Susie: "IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT, MR. SPITTLE! Calvin: "THAT'S A LIE! SHE STARTED IT!" Calvin: "ARE YOU GOING TO SPANK US??" Susie: "I'LL NEVER PASS NOTES AGAIN! DON'T SPANK US!!" Both: "WAAAHHHH!! I WISH WE WERE DEAD!!" Principal: "I hate this job"
The one time they say his name is Mr. Spittle.