Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 06, 1991
Transcript:
1. MOM: If that bully is extorting money, I'm going to call the school and put an end to it. 2. CALVIN: Don't do THAT! If Moe finds out I squealed, I'm a goner! 3. MOM: This kid can't get away with stealing, Calvin. Somebody's got to do something. 4. CALVIN: Here's a list of what I'm wearing. See you at the morgue.
It will be a beautiful service.