Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 07, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Oh greatest of the mass media. Thank you for elevating emotion, reducing thought, and stifling imagination. Thank you for the artificiality of quick solutions and for the insidious manipulation of human desires for commercial purposes. This bowl of lukewarm tapioca represents my brain. I offer it in humble sacrifice. Bestow thy flickering light forever.