Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Here, take a picture of me, ok? Hobbes: Sure. Calvin: I'll sit holding this big book, looking contemplative. Hobbes: Why do you want a picture like that? Calvin: On the off-chance I decide to do something responsible with my life, I'll need to establish a fictitious childhood.
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