Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 11, 1992
Transcript:
Hobbes: Whatcha doin'? Calvin: Mom won't get me a springboard so I'm making my own. Now you can watch me do the highest jump into the leaf pile you ever saw. Here I go-o! Yaaaa. Hoop. Bonk. Gaa! Wap Oof! Bop. Hobbes: Why wouldn't your mom get you a springboard? Calvin: She was afraid I'd hurt myself.
I wish that would happen to me. Just an operation to fill in school, so I could… IDK, dream school and learn by sleeping and spend my time doing worthwhile things, instead of being too tired and just spending time on the computer