Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 05, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Look at this sandwich my mom made! I'm not eating this wretched thing! Why, this squid isn't even fresh! Smell it! Look how rubbery it is! And the inky brine has soaked the bread! The pickles are pulp! Gross! Wanna trade? Nobody will trade with a kid whose mom makes a bad sandwich.
You’re quite the negotiator, Calvin. This one made me smile.