Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 16, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: I don't want to get up. i don't want to get dressed. I don't want to wait for the bus. I don't want to go to school. I don't want to listen to the teacher. I don't want to study. I don't want any tests. I don't want any homework. Mom: How was your day? Calvin: It pitched a perfect no-hitter.
Next he has to take a bath.