Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 18, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: WHen I spit, I get a pretty good saliva cohesion, but I'm still not getting much distance or accuracy. I think the problem lies in the mix of the phlegm. If you don't get that critical mucus mass, you just... ...Hobbes? Nobody likes to hear about a hobby.
Then I guess he’ll have to change his name. :)