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Calvin: Yesterday dad told me not to eat a pepper because it was hot, ...so I ate the whole thing in two bites. Man, was I ever in agony! I was ricocheting off the walls all night! I thought I was going to explode! I gotta get a stunt double.
Stunt double? OK, Calvin, I’m going to refer you to someone called Yotsuba Koiwai. She’s a little young, but she does show promise.