Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 23, 1993

Transcript:

Calvin: Wait! Don't hit me! There's something on your back! Moe: I'm sure. Calvin: I'm serious! It's a note! Your mom must've pinned it on your shirt. Moe: What's it say? Calvin: It says, "Somebody run this boy over with a truck." Calvin: If I'm going to get clobbered, I like to deserve it.