Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 29, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Here, Hobbes. I've drawn up a friendship contract for you to sign. Hobbes: A contract? Calvin: Right. It codifies the terms of our friendship. You can renegotiate in 20 years. Hobbes: People are friends because they want to be, not because they have to be! Calvin: That's what this fixes. Hobbes: If your friends are contractual, you don't have any.
Cmon Calvin. That’s just taking the mickey now. Why not make an agreement with the bicycle, Mom’s cooking and monsters under the bed while you’re at it.