Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 02, 1994
Transcript:
Calvin: I saw a sign on a restaurant door that said, "no shirt, no shoes, no service." But it didn't say anything about pants! If I went in wearing shoes and a shirt, but no pants, they'd have to serve me! Hobbes: They'd probably serve you with a court summons. Calvin: C'mon. Let's see if mom will take us out for dinner!
To be honest, Calvin, the moment your Mom saw your boyish briefs, you’d never get out the door.