Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 1994

Transcript:

Spaceman Spiff/Calvin: Stranded on a distant planet, the fearless Spaceman Spiff has been captured by a horrible Yukbarf! Yukbarf alien leader: So the earthling villian won't cooperate, eh? We'll see about that! Take him to the dungeon! Yukbarf alien: Yes, your most supreme odoriferousness! Spaceman Spiff/Calvin: Hey, what kind of dungeon is this?! Aren't you going to torture me? Yukbarf alien: Oh yes! Have a seat and let's see how you withstand a calm discussion of wholesome principles! Calvin: Aaaugh! Dad: Yes, life is tough and suffering builds character. Nothing worth having ever comes easy. Virtue is its own reward. And when I was your age...