Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 20, 1995

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Dad (Calvin's father): Have you been hitting rocks with this bat? Calvin: No, why? Dad (Calvin's father): Look at it. It's chewed up. You should take care of your equipment. Calvin: The ball did this! It's what I've been trying to tell you! These are fang marks! That ball is berserk! It's deranged! It's a menace! Why do I even bother?