Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 18, 1995
Transcript:
Calvin: The aliens still haven't shown up! What are we going to do?? I've got to turn in my leaf collection tomorrow! I'll bet those dumb aliens got back to their planet and procrastinated! I'll bet they have no respect for deadlines! I'll bet they put everything off and are doing a lousy job at the last second! Hobbes: How could anyone be so irresponsible? Calvin: If they're not here in five minutes, I'm not handing over the Earth! They've got to learn a lesson!
Just have patience.