Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 02, 2009

LOL! Snips and snails and puppy dogs’ tails…

Look at the bright side, Calvin. You can now stay up all night and sleep during school. He never learns anything anyway.

A fowl smelling owl? Oh c’mon, stop the howl.

(I am a disgrace)

Hobbes is having too much fun ruffling Calvin’s feathers.

April Fool’s Day isn’t over yet ?

April Fools Day eleven years ago?

I really wouldn’t mind being an owl. I wonder how Calvin made the transmogrifier - maybe I’ll try it;)

That’s Hobbes for ya, always putting things so delicately…

I always thought Calvin was a little stinker.

To Cassandraprophesies: don’t try. The schematic diagrams to construct a transmogrifier are one of Calvin’s secrets. Don’t even look on the world wide web !

carnivore

Oh Hobbes how right you are… little boys don’t smell so good HAHAHA!!!

Good point doctortoon–and an idea also applicable to Moe, along with a talon-raking!

For pouncingtiger, a spoiler about the school (but I’ll let Hobbes explain it)

calvin won’t be assigned to do a project with susie again

Oh, oh !! You never know what’s going on in Mrs. Wormwood’s mind !

Embrace your owlness. It will be a hoot.

I’m jealous of my cat. She gets to sleep all day. I think I’ll transmorgrify into a cat. Then again maybe I won’t. Do I really want to use a litter box?

attyush says:

A fowl smelling owl? Oh c’mon, stop the howl.

And start eating mice from the bowl. Don’t you dare yowl.

Good ol’ hobbes. Me and him would be best buds!

Give a hoot, don’t pollute!

HEY! Of all the…I oughta!

Think of it, Calvin. If you are a spotted owl you’re a protected species…loved by environmentalists and hated by the folks who once made a living logging!

Hobbes sees no reason to get excited. Calvin, just wing it.

Ya know, I’m beginning to think this is just another case of the old proverb (ok, it’s not that old) coming true: When the beauty of theory meets the messiness of reality, that’s when things go bad!

I thought Mom’s tomato soup would solve this whole problem. It’s time to imagine something else, Calvin.

Joy618, did you have to respoil my spoiler?

carmy says: Hobbes is having too much fun ruffling Calvin’s feathers.

LOL!—Absolutely. New version of the old cat and mouse game.

Wow, Hobbes, your fur is always deodorized with detergent!

He builds it, but can’t fix it or make another one? Or walk Hobbes through doing it?

2 days ago from attyush:

attyush says: Sorry about that tabb. The joke was so sick, it was almost on life support :)

hey sorry i didnt relpy yesterday or before. i became busy. it was still funny as heck. i liked it.

today:

think its cute. boys do smell. had a couple earlier. lol

u r so right pouncingtiger

Hi Peoples!!! I just signed on.

I have a book with this strip on it. He does’t really fix the transmogrifyer he, he wakes up the next day and he is back to normal again.

still…. I wish i had a transmogrifyer.

Hobbes is so right lol