To Cassandraprophesies: don’t try.
The schematic diagrams to construct a transmogrifier are one of Calvin’s secrets. Don’t even look on the world wide web !
I’m jealous of my cat. She gets to sleep all day. I think I’ll transmorgrify into a cat. Then again maybe I won’t. Do I really want to use a litter box?
Think of it, Calvin. If you are a spotted owl you’re a protected species…loved by environmentalists and hated by the folks who once made a living logging!
Ya know, I’m beginning to think this is just another case of the old proverb (ok, it’s not that old) coming true: When the beauty of theory meets the messiness of reality, that’s when things go bad!
margueritem over 15 years ago
LOL! Snips and snails and puppy dogs’ tails…
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
Look at the bright side, Calvin. You can now stay up all night and sleep during school. He never learns anything anyway.
attyush over 15 years ago
A fowl smelling owl? Oh c’mon, stop the howl.
(I am a disgrace)
carmy over 15 years ago
Hobbes is having too much fun ruffling Calvin’s feathers.
Leonardeuler over 15 years ago
April Fool’s Day isn’t over yet ?
farren over 15 years ago
April Fools Day eleven years ago?
cassandraprophesies over 15 years ago
I really wouldn’t mind being an owl. I wonder how Calvin made the transmogrifier - maybe I’ll try it;)
txmystic over 15 years ago
That’s Hobbes for ya, always putting things so delicately…
Yukoner over 15 years ago
I always thought Calvin was a little stinker.
Leonardeuler over 15 years ago
To Cassandraprophesies: don’t try. The schematic diagrams to construct a transmogrifier are one of Calvin’s secrets. Don’t even look on the world wide web !
Ivy0730Lcsq over 15 years ago
carnivore
unemandarine over 15 years ago
Oh Hobbes how right you are… little boys don’t smell so good HAHAHA!!!
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Good point doctortoon–and an idea also applicable to Moe, along with a talon-raking!
For pouncingtiger, a spoiler about the school (but I’ll let Hobbes explain it)
bald over 15 years ago
calvin won’t be assigned to do a project with susie again
Leonardeuler over 15 years ago
Oh, oh !! You never know what’s going on in Mrs. Wormwood’s mind !
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Embrace your owlness. It will be a hoot.
alondra over 15 years ago
I’m jealous of my cat. She gets to sleep all day. I think I’ll transmorgrify into a cat. Then again maybe I won’t. Do I really want to use a litter box?
calvindino over 15 years ago
attyush says:
A fowl smelling owl? Oh c’mon, stop the howl.
And start eating mice from the bowl. Don’t you dare yowl.
mommashepherd over 15 years ago
Good ol’ hobbes. Me and him would be best buds!
SenorLapiz over 15 years ago
Give a hoot, don’t pollute!
bleepingdeadalien over 15 years ago
HEY! Of all the…I oughta!
grammahotsho over 15 years ago
Think of it, Calvin. If you are a spotted owl you’re a protected species…loved by environmentalists and hated by the folks who once made a living logging!
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
Hobbes sees no reason to get excited. Calvin, just wing it.
The Duke 1 over 15 years ago
Ya know, I’m beginning to think this is just another case of the old proverb (ok, it’s not that old) coming true: When the beauty of theory meets the messiness of reality, that’s when things go bad!
marvee over 15 years ago
I thought Mom’s tomato soup would solve this whole problem. It’s time to imagine something else, Calvin.
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Joy618, did you have to respoil my spoiler?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
carmy says: Hobbes is having too much fun ruffling Calvin’s feathers.
LOL!—Absolutely. New version of the old cat and mouse game.
TapiocaHead over 15 years ago
Wow, Hobbes, your fur is always deodorized with detergent!
mrprongs over 15 years ago
He builds it, but can’t fix it or make another one? Or walk Hobbes through doing it?
tabbylynn over 15 years ago
2 days ago from attyush:
attyush says: Sorry about that tabb. The joke was so sick, it was almost on life support :)
hey sorry i didnt relpy yesterday or before. i became busy. it was still funny as heck. i liked it.
today:
think its cute. boys do smell. had a couple earlier. lol
lol2173 over 15 years ago
u r so right pouncingtiger
fgdswimmer over 15 years ago
Hi Peoples!!! I just signed on.
I have a book with this strip on it. He does’t really fix the transmogrifyer he, he wakes up the next day and he is back to normal again.
still…. I wish i had a transmogrifyer.
leopardglily over 2 years ago
Hobbes is so right lol