It’s 5:30 am Central. My body doesn’t care, woke up as usual. But what a chance to be an early poster! But can’t beat Marg who posted 7 HOURS ago. Honestly, she has to work at GoComics and is the one who starts the download of the daily comics. I’m not going to read comics till later. This was just a test so I’m back to my easy chair, coffee, and newspaper. But a great Sunday Morning to all you early birds.
kathryn74 - yeah, Calvin would be a great politician, since he’s so experienced with “smear campaigns” (as above panels attest)… sadly, it’s all on himself, so don’t know how long he’d last out there…
@ saw4fire
Thank you so much for the URL for the beginning C/H. I tried it and worked great. Thanks again! For some reason my original address got corrupted.
Good Morning, especially to those of us who “fell back” last night…my body never understands the time difference for at least two days…Calvin must understand that food only fights back when it’s been abused, but I remember seeing that look on my mom’s face when I wouldn’t eat the stewed tomatoes…EWWWW!
The Navy cant give you the protection you want unless maybe your at sea,during a war,and you lied about your age.
In Canada,I would guess.
Face the facts Calvin,your in deep doo doo.
@ Lonewolf:
What extra hour of sleep? With all the clocks these days, you spend the extra hour setting them all back! I vote we abolish DST altogether! It no longer serves its original purpose, and it’s a waste of time (no pun intended).
Then there are the devices that automatically change the time for you. Some of which were made before “they” changed the date of the change. Then the question becomes, “Does it or doesn’t it and, if so, when does it?”, and you have to either wait to see, or dig out the owners manual for every device in the house, just to be sure.
We all know that DST is more trouble than it’s worth. It is time to do away with it.
I recently replaced my cell phone. Due to an error on the provider’s part, neither the old or the new one will make or receive calls. But they do turn on and have a display. Identical models, on the same network, yet they now have different times. The old one hasn’t been changed. Last spring it took a couple of weeks and several calls to get it changed. For that whole period I could not count on it, as I had no idea when it might change.
Mom’s so mad her face has turned (blue? purple? gray? … or a combination of the 3!) from lack of oxygen getting to her brain! Poor, poor woman!!!
I love my boy Calvin and his antics always make me smile … even laugh out loud sometimes. But all the same … I’m just sooooo glad he’s not MY son!!!!!!!!!! I’d spend every day of my life with a face the color of hers today!
I hate Standard Time and wish we could just stay on DST all year long. I like seeing some sunshine in my day when I come out of work and maybe being able to take a walk before it gets dark which will be before 5:00.
Wow, look at the splits of opinion for and against DST.
Personally, I think why not enjoy the daylight and the seasons as they come and be done with it? They’re meant to teach us some deep-seated lessons and we’ve isolated ourselves from them enough as it is.
At your age, Calvin, you’d need your mom’s written consent to enlist, and judging by her expression, I don’t think you’d have any problems getting it right now.
xtraac about 14 years ago
Greetings to all.
margueritem about 14 years ago
A dire emergency!!!!
jrcarter53 about 14 years ago
And a great good morning and don’t forget to set the clocks back.
SWEETBILL about 14 years ago
Gm all Calvin is back being himself….
Dverny Premium Member about 14 years ago
Let’s hope they don’t put him on hold
LittleSister18 about 14 years ago
Apparently food that fights back should have a warning label on it.
alviebird about 14 years ago
Hee, hee…. BLORP!.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Mom so apoplectic, and that’s really saying something.
Yukoner about 14 years ago
Calvin, if you think Mom’s cooking is bad, just wait till you actually join the navy.
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
Calvin should call the Army instead and join the infant-ry.
rentier about 14 years ago
What a food!
ejcapulet about 14 years ago
And a dire emergency at that! Personally, I like food that fights back: bring on the habaneros - wheeeeee!
hlagallah about 14 years ago
I don’t think Calvin will do well in the navy. What would he be good at when he’s older?
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Yukoner, I thought the Army was worse.
Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠
amaji about 14 years ago
SOS Calvin!
Mythreesons about 14 years ago
It’s 5:30 am Central. My body doesn’t care, woke up as usual. But what a chance to be an early poster! But can’t beat Marg who posted 7 HOURS ago. Honestly, she has to work at GoComics and is the one who starts the download of the daily comics. I’m not going to read comics till later. This was just a test so I’m back to my easy chair, coffee, and newspaper. But a great Sunday Morning to all you early birds.
kathryn74 about 14 years ago
hlagallah, Calvin might make a good politician. :-) I don’t think either the army or navy will keep him for very long anyway.
kkfin about 14 years ago
kathryn74 - yeah, Calvin would be a great politician, since he’s so experienced with “smear campaigns” (as above panels attest)… sadly, it’s all on himself, so don’t know how long he’d last out there…
twj0729 about 14 years ago
@ saw4fire Thank you so much for the URL for the beginning C/H. I tried it and worked great. Thanks again! For some reason my original address got corrupted.
larney45 about 14 years ago
Good Morning, especially to those of us who “fell back” last night…my body never understands the time difference for at least two days…Calvin must understand that food only fights back when it’s been abused, but I remember seeing that look on my mom’s face when I wouldn’t eat the stewed tomatoes…EWWWW!
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Calvin, just one of many fighting a daily battle with food.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Calvin would do well in the Army’s demolition field.
G’Morning Mike Grog & Marg!
The extra hour of sleep was great!
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
I wasn’t crazy about stewed tomatos either, Linda. In fact, I’m still not.
I slept about the same if not less than the previous night, ♠Lonewolf♠
gofinsc about 14 years ago
Oh no! Marg got beaten, and the sun still came up. But an hour later.
Must need Tums, for when your food fights back.
UBarW about 14 years ago
Calvin, the grub in the navy wont be too much better!
ratlum about 14 years ago
The Navy cant give you the protection you want unless maybe your at sea,during a war,and you lied about your age. In Canada,I would guess. Face the facts Calvin,your in deep doo doo.
Fogger_man about 14 years ago
@ Lonewolf: What extra hour of sleep? With all the clocks these days, you spend the extra hour setting them all back! I vote we abolish DST altogether! It no longer serves its original purpose, and it’s a waste of time (no pun intended).
Calvin: That’s a mighty mean meal!
dragondad02 about 14 years ago
shuda called in the MARINES!!!
SWEETBILL about 14 years ago
@dragondad02
Marine Corp 1965-1971 I rather do the enemy, them have to tangle with Calvin :-)
RadioTom about 14 years ago
Get “Atomic Radio Controlled” clocks - they set themselves.
I have three I need to set; everything else is automatic. Alarm clock by the bed; clock radio in the kitchen, and the one in the car dashboard.
sfb5761 about 14 years ago
That’s by far the most outraged I’ve ever seen Calvin’s mother!
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
I’d just settle for the National Guard.
alviebird about 14 years ago
Then there are the devices that automatically change the time for you. Some of which were made before “they” changed the date of the change. Then the question becomes, “Does it or doesn’t it and, if so, when does it?”, and you have to either wait to see, or dig out the owners manual for every device in the house, just to be sure.
We all know that DST is more trouble than it’s worth. It is time to do away with it.
alviebird about 14 years ago
I recently replaced my cell phone. Due to an error on the provider’s part, neither the old or the new one will make or receive calls. But they do turn on and have a display. Identical models, on the same network, yet they now have different times. The old one hasn’t been changed. Last spring it took a couple of weeks and several calls to get it changed. For that whole period I could not count on it, as I had no idea when it might change.
Gretchen's Mom about 14 years ago
Mom’s so mad her face has turned (blue? purple? gray? … or a combination of the 3!) from lack of oxygen getting to her brain! Poor, poor woman!!!
I love my boy Calvin and his antics always make me smile … even laugh out loud sometimes. But all the same … I’m just sooooo glad he’s not MY son!!!!!!!!!! I’d spend every day of my life with a face the color of hers today!
glitterygal07 about 14 years ago
Lol at the 13th panel :)
chromosome Premium Member about 14 years ago
Lol at the whole thing, as well as the comments!
BTW, I wonder what Mom would have done if I had treated my oatmeal that way.
ransomdstone about 14 years ago
Someone warn the Navy not to accept this creature!
JTGAM about 14 years ago
Didn’t anyone tell mom that Halloween was last week? What a monster face!
rumplesnitz about 14 years ago
Wow.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 14 years ago
I hate Standard Time and wish we could just stay on DST all year long. I like seeing some sunshine in my day when I come out of work and maybe being able to take a walk before it gets dark which will be before 5:00.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
Wow, look at the splits of opinion for and against DST.
Personally, I think why not enjoy the daylight and the seasons as they come and be done with it? They’re meant to teach us some deep-seated lessons and we’ve isolated ourselves from them enough as it is.
alviebird about 14 years ago
I really don’t care if it’s Standard or DST, but let’s stay on one or the other. Changing is just silly, and inconvenient.
margueritem about 14 years ago
My state doesn’t change, and I love it!
Dino-1 about 14 years ago
Mom looks like a skeleton’s skull face. Creepy!
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
At your age, Calvin, you’d need your mom’s written consent to enlist, and judging by her expression, I don’t think you’d have any problems getting it right now.
Dobie Takahama about 14 years ago
Best… Angry…. Face…. EVER!!!
mrcharmander934 over 13 years ago
Boy I’d hate to be around if his mom got madder than that! I bet there would be a nuclear explosion!