Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 16, 2015
Transcript:
TV: "Next on Eyewitness action news: Blood-spattered sidewalks and shroud-covered bodies! Could the next victim be YOU??" TV: "We'll get the story from the living rooms of sobbing, hysterical relatives and we'll tell you why YOU should be paralyzed with helpless fear!" TV: "That's eyewitness action news! It's what YOU need to KNOW!"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
First, no Calvin or Hobbes.Second, I stopped watching TV news when the OJ trial started.
Steve Bartholomew almost 10 years ago
The news doesn’t change much.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
I went out of my way to miss the television circus but I knew what was happening a day late because I read the papers.
rentier almost 10 years ago
Same in newspaper!!
amishmm almost 10 years ago
Calvin and Hobbes minus Calvin and Hobbes!
Just like we have Garfield minus Garfield! :D
phineas81707 almost 10 years ago
Jumping TVs are simply no match for newspapers when it comes to enjoyable and informative news stories.Maybe. I watch neither, so I’m not exactly an expert.
King_Shark almost 10 years ago
I think I stopped watching TV the day of the invasion of Iraq in 2003.
orinoco womble almost 10 years ago
In our house, we selectively record what we might care to see, mostly documentaries about nature and the odd film. (Very odd film.) Then when we sit down to watch, we can delete whatever isn’t to our taste, and fast forward through the commercials too.
cdward almost 10 years ago
We pulled the plug in 1995 when we moved and didn’t want to pay cable bills. Raised our kids without television, though we did have video tapes. They turned out well, had friends in school, and never seemed to miss it.
GrimmaTheNome almost 10 years ago
Wonder what paper he’s reading though. I was never too impressed by any I came across in the US when I lived there ~1990. The local paper advertised itself proudly ‘We put West Chester ahead of the world’.
We got a shortwave radio and listened to BBC World service.
pelican47 almost 10 years ago
“We’ll get the story” is not the truth when they shove the microphone in the face of a grieving mother and ask, “How do you feel?”.Or when they chase after a politician caught in a scandal, surprised when he or she has no comment.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
In the last panel, Calvin’s dad is studying an ad for polka-dot furniture.
Click here (or stretch image): Ziggy (March 22, 1991)Click here: Reality Check (October 13, 2011)Click here: Pearls Before Swine (July 16, 2011)Click here: Peanuts (January 8, 1966)Egrayjames almost 10 years ago
I enjoy TV, but try to be selective. Retired, but working as a substitute teacher, I am amazed how very little high school students know about current world situations. They don’t get their news off the internet, they watch mindless television, and they sure don’t read newspapers.
dustspecks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Unfortunately, the newspaper was dishing the same dirt, so he put it down and went online….ahhhh!
Kaputnik almost 10 years ago
I always liked the dancing TV in Calvin and Hobbes. And it has rabbit ears, no cable.I wouldn’t mind watching TV occasionally, but there’s no reception where I live without cable, and I decided that the cable bills weren’t worth it. I can do okay for major news stories over the Internet, but still need the paper for the local news.
RickMK almost 10 years ago
Sometimes I shock people by not being up on the latest scandal all over the news, since I never watch the news any more (except the weather sometimes if there’s a reason to).
It’s funny how many Calvin & Hobbes fans do not watch the news on TV (except maybe that one guy here who for some reason seems to think high school students should watch the news). What do Calvin & Hobbes fans and people who refuse to watch TV news have in common?
mdhutton1949 almost 10 years ago
After viewing a couple of “eye witness” news reports, I would call them “I’m witless” and no longer watch. I finally gave up cable and broadcast TV in 2000.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 10 years ago
The problem is all the tv stations are competing with each other for viewers and that means you need a sensational crisis every day to exploit. My tv died a few months ago and I’m experimenting going without. I listen to NPR on the radio for intelligent discussion without the hype and don’t miss tv at all.
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That size tv would be perfect for a skeet target.
Rauderi almost 10 years ago
20 years later, still relevant. >_>
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 10 years ago
Gotta love the way Watterson drew TV’s. But what would he do with today’s huge, HDTV’s? The family would have to run for their lives when those start jumping.
I Go Pogo almost 10 years ago
Montgomery County has become a haven for protection – whether they deserve or desire it. Liberal (and not used in the political sense) spending for programs catering to anyone who feels entitled and imposition of imagined “good.”
Born and raised here, proud and loved it but now don’t like what it’s become and ready to move out.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Rick said: “What do Calvin & Hobbes fans and people who refuse to watch TV news have in common?”Every day, Calvin and Hobbes fans turn on the TV, hoping to find an animated Calvin and Hobbes special, or see an ad that tells them where to buy a stuffed Hobbes, or hear a news item reporting that Bill Watterson has returned to cartooning. When those things don’t happen, they exclaim, “There’s never anything good on TV!”. Then they spend the rest of the day and night on GoComics.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Fortunately, my TV keeps its feet on the ground. I don’t want to know where Dad got his.
InuYugiHakusho almost 10 years ago
Is it any wonder why Calvin’s dad doesn’t like watching TV.
jessegooddoggy almost 10 years ago
Been without for only 4 years, and only watched pre-recorded movies before that. The constant commercials and inane shows I am subjected to when at a friend’s house make my skin crawl.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
Just imagine how annoying it would be to watch a TV that bounces.Much as I love C&H, it’s never at its best without Calvin. Or with Neo-Luddism.
ireadem almost 10 years ago
The Born Loser is in complete agreement today.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I also enjoy some TV programming and my wife and I do watch some drama series with some regularity; however, rarely do I watch any so called “situation” comedies and never tune to any of the “news only” channels basically because we have only direct broadcast “antenna TV”! We do have a huge DVD & BluRay collection and watch quite a few films, some dating back as far as the silent era..Regarding those who comment sarcastically on any of the news channels, such as Fox, CNBC, etc.; if you find these programs so miserable, why do you watch them?
JEFFREY MCNEAL Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Time for them to get a flat screen, much easier to draw
Guilty Bystander almost 10 years ago
Having been a newscaster (on radio, not TV) for most of the past 20 years, I can concur with the sentiment of today’s strip. There’s a saying in the business: “If it bleeds, it leads.” Sad but true that positive stories are ratings killers, which says as much about our audience as abiout us.
Anyway, did anyone notice that while Dad turned off the TV, he was reading a newspaper? And that’s an improvement?
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Re-read it. There’s no “R” in the first word.
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Televised news has all the integrity of a politician. ’Nough said?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Always have loved the levitating TV in C&H.Dad has made the right choice for info gathering.To the naysayers above, I recommend the NY Times for accurate reporting. Yes, there is a small amount of liberal bias, but it’s minimal and present only because they actually know what they’re talking about. Avoid the Op-ed page and you should be fine.As for really local, small-town news of where I live, there is no alternative to the local weekly. Reporting is scarce and investigative journalism nonexistent, but it’s amazing how interesting this stuff gets when you pay property taxes. I never had any interest in it when I was a teenager, so I don’t blame today’s teens for not caring about it either.Yes, TV generally is a wasteland, but it is the best way to follow sporting events, and occasionally there are documentaries worth watching. What bothered me was how addicting it is. Thirty years ago, when a former roommate moved out and took his TV with him, I was greatly disturbed by how miserable I was for two weeks at not having a TV in the house. That was when I decided to greatly reduce my time with one. Since finally buying a TV 24 years ago I have spent more time listening to radio, reading, and web browsing than I have in front of the TV.
kab2rb almost 10 years ago
The rest of you stopped watching TV and the news, we have not with much going on in the world. Cannot bury head as all will go away. Antenna works wonders. Hubby loves his cable. I like dramas.
josh_bisbee almost 10 years ago
I rarely watch TV after cutting my cable, except for football. Nothing good to watch when I’m home, and he stuff that I may want to see is on while I’m at work.
I would try going without, but it’s the only thing I have that my nephew would like when he’s over, and I need the screen for my console games.BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
We recycle.
loner34 almost 10 years ago
The daily scare, it’s on at 5 and 6 every night.
dflak almost 10 years ago
This strip is so right on, and it’s only gotten worse since it was first published.
Back in high school (many centuries ago) we were taught how to read a newspaper. For example, where did the story appear? What size was the headline? How many inches of print? Was it a right-hand or left hand page? How many sources were used? Were the anonymous? How many direct quotes vs. paraphrases? Etc.
We had to read 2 papers and follow the same story in each (this was NYC in the 1960’s when some papers had both morning and evening editions). As a result, I am very critical of what I see in the paper and even more suspicious of what I don’t see in the paper.
Journalistic quality has gone downhill a lot in the past 50 years. Even basic grammar and mathematical concepts are lacking.
For example if 40% of the people like A and 30% of the people like B and 30% of the people like C, then according to today’s journalists either a majority of the people like A or a majority of the people hate A (it doesn’t matter that A would be acceptable to everyone).
Likewise, fact checking has gone out the window.
Hoodude almost 10 years ago
..what’s. That thing he’s holding..?..;)(He usually reads a book…)
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
a few years ago i was addressing a group on how media leads to stress in and fear of, life. many in the audience were a bit skeptical of my speech but did accept the 6 month challenge I laid out for them on how to reduce their stress and fear. the follow up discussion 6 months later was an impressive proof (at least with this group) that ‘watching’ rather than ‘reading’ or in other words the type of media you are exposed to/interact with can very much impact the amount of stress and fear that are generated in our thoughts and actions. someday if i am able i would love to do or see done, an extensive scientific study on how information media (tv, radio, video, video games, internet, newspapers, books, etc) and what has been labeled ‘social media’ impact our perception of life and our health.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Excellent decision, Dad!
xxx
jdi801 almost 10 years ago
Stopped watching TV news when they decided format was more important than content. The one exception, BBC world news.
Malcolm Hall almost 10 years ago
Where’s Hobbes or Calvin? We didn’t pay to watch Dad. Not to mention we didn’t pay at all.!
cosman almost 10 years ago
Stopped watching cable in ’04, only download select series episodes from http://watchseries.ag/OnlineSeries
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@Nun ’Ya Bidness: Thanks for the Nancy tip. Snoopy is drawn quite well.
zipdryve almost 10 years ago
It’s on the news, so it must be true!
DannyDuck almost 10 years ago
Yeah, we raised all 6 of ours without tv. The baby is a high school senior now, and they all came out ok.
heatherjasper almost 10 years ago
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marxglowing-steak32 over 9 years ago
Why does the TV bounce so much when it’s turned on?