Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 30, 2015

Transcript:

Moe: "Outta my way, Twinky" Calvin: "..And suddenly, the earth opened up! Wailing helplessly, Moe tumbled head over heels down the smoking chasm until he splashed into the molten magma at the planet's core, where he slowly melted before igniting in a spitting fireball of grease!"