Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2015
February 12, 2015
February 14, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "I didn't do it! I never threw that! You can't prove I threw it!"
Calvin: "Besides, I MISSED didn't I?!"
Calvin: "The defendant petitions the court for a new trial on the grounds that his lawyer is incompetent"
Never understood why attempted murder gets less of a sentence. Judge: We are giving you a less years because you suck at murder.