Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 29, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "In this issue, chewing reviews the new gum chewing apparel" Calvin: "This jersey is made with swet-tek fibers that wick away perspiration! The mesh collar keeps your sternomastoids ventilated and the zippered pockets hold spare gum and wrappers!" Hobbes: "Why is it covered with brand logos?" Calvin: "That gives you the psychological edge of pretending you're sponsored" Hobbes: "How can you tell if you're reading an advertisement, a product review, or the product itself?" Calvin: "I'D sure like to be a walking endorsement"
Bill Watterson never wanted to commercialize Calvin and Hobbes, which is why he wouldn’t allow the Syndicate to market a stuffed Hobbes as a toy. But most people don’t realize that Bill’s main concern was not commercialization, but fear of litigation. He knew that he would be at risk of a lawsuit if a child should be injured when their stuffed Hobbes came to life and pounced on them.Also note that another major concern was the “mandibles of death.”