Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 29, 2016

Calvin, you should have Hobbes watch a few hours of The Three Stooges; then he will appreciate your genius.

Do Tigers even have tails? At the zoo, I never noticed. They just looked incredibly dangerous.

Actually everybody likes physical humor. Except when you are the victim.

“Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar.”- Bradley Miller

Especially in this case.- Meowlin

I agree with you. Many people don’t like it, animals even less, stuffed tigers included. Try to step on a cat’s tail and you’ll walk away limping. Imagine a tiger. Run Calvin!

Tigers do have tails, and they can weigh up to 600lbs. I liked the three stooges as a kid, but find it rather distasteful now. Reminds of a scene in a WW2 movie where someone dropped a grenade into a tank and closed the lid. I was about 7-8 yr old watching that movie, day time television, must have been home sick that day. Everything stayed really violent after the war, for at least twenty years, until the Beatles.

That was a very hungry caterpillar, eh Hobbes?

Payback for the stick and water balloon,

“Hit it again, it just bit me!”

Funny! I just realized what he really did. He better NOT ever kill a huge, fuzzy, “ugly” (I think they’re cute), caterpillar! If he does, he’ll be killing a big, beautiful, butterfly that will make the world all the more beautiful!

Well…. lesson learned

Never pee in the wind; um make that never tug on Superman’s cape; oh I know; Never agitate a tiger unless you want to make butter.

“eye for eye, tooth for tooth” in certainly justified in this case. Hobbes, you clearly have the advantage … your prey has two legs, you have four.

“eye for eye, tooth for tooth” in certainly justified in this case. Hobbes, you clearly have the advantage … your prey has two legs, you have four.

This wont be a problem if Hobbes was the tailless tiger Hes the charter in a book about a kids nightmare. Cant remember the name though

lawls, his tail. :D

And, thus, the socialization process continues.

LeadingEdge said, about 9 hours ago

.@chovil.Tigers do have tails, and they can weigh up to 600lbs..That’s a whale of a tale!!-——————————————————————— samhuff said, about 2 hours ago.@chovil.“Tigers do have tails, and they can weigh up to 600lbs.”.Now that is a whale of a tail.-——————————————————————-..Hmmmm, so now we have a whale of a tail…. or two..Where’s Kirk Douglas when you need him?

I was going to tell a tall tail, but………..

Mo has a great sense of physical humor, Cal.