Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 29, 2016

“Don’t worry, the pain won’t last long.”

We just had a jack-o-lantern carving contest and our strategy was “Don’t carve the pumpkin, decorate it.”

You should’ve hired Lio to do that. He makes wicked pumpkins.

AUGH! You didn’t tell me you were going to KILL it!

Hannibal the cannibal

I don’t think Hobbs will last that much longer

Who let Calvin loose with a knife?!?!?!?!

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Technically, what he’s about to do is a lobectomy, not a lobotomy.

Hobbs, make sure he carves the mouth last so you don’t have to hear the pumpkin scream.

“Jack time for your lobotomy.”I did NOT see that coming: I laughed out loud.

Poor Jack

The hard part is sculpting the teeth without breaking one off.

Here’s to all those rotten jack-o-lanterns I left behind.

It’s getting violent in the house! :-D

How do you carve a Jack-O-Lantern? You take a pumpkin and cut away everything that doesn’t look like a Jack-O-Lantern!

@Night-Gaunt49 “The Land of Oz” was always my favorite of the Baum Oz books, but my all-time favorite was “Kabumpo in Oz”, by Ruth Plumly Thompson.

I can think of some people on GoComics who could do with a lobotomy.

Don’t worry. It isn’t any of you!

Great green gobs of greasy grimy pumpkin guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Hairy pickled piggy feet

French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene

And me without a spoon…

c/o Boy Scouts everywhere (modified slightly for Halloween)

Right! Silly mixed up me! Least I got Oz right….

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy … "

(From online) Fun comic here.