Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 29, 2017

MR. NEWTON WANTS HIS MONEY AND HE WANTS IT NOW!

Hopefully the book was about gravity, otherwise nothing doing.

Well, the powers that be are putting a so-called “carbon” tax on us. About the same sort of idiocy. The Beatles predicted it in “Taxman” long ago. Tax the air you breathe.

That’s a pretty original excuse for failing to do your homework.

Poor Lampy was floating too…

Forget electricity! Donate to gravity!(Will Calvin put up a scheme for gravity donation?)

Looks like another trip to the principal’s office to me. I wonder if he ever thinks about early retirement.

Surprisingly, though it was a falling Apple that was responsible for the discovery of gravity, these days it’s Microsoft that’s more likely to crash.

Don’t give the government any ideas…

It’d be funny to see Hobbes floating around too.

It’s a weighty subject. But Calvin’s teacher won’t fall for it.

That ain’t gonna Fly!

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