Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 19, 2017

First you get the money, then you get the cars, then you get the…

Fellow won a million dollars in a lottery. In one year it was gone. Asked how he managed to do that, he replied that he spent about $950,000 on liquor and women—and he guessed that he just spent the rest of it foolishly.

All you need is money. The other opportunities will come to you.

Why, it’s money all the way. Even the Beatles knew this: “what it don’t get, I can’t use”

Silly question! Hobbes knows it’s women.

Money. No question.

Stop at cars, the 3rd one will take the 1st 2 and leave you with nothing.

There have been plenty of people with each one of those things and were still miserable. If you can’t be happy without it, any happiness from it will only be temporary.

Hobbes is off to do some research

….to a smoker, its a Kent. (showing my age)

Final Answer: Money, Cars, Women, Marriage, Divorce, no cars, no money. Got it?

Good health is number one.

I know the secret to happiness, but I’m not telling…It’s a secret.

Well, that is the universal question to happiness. Unfortunately, no one really has the answer.

Knew a farmer who won a million dollars in the Lotto 649. When asked what he was going to do with the money he replied, “I’m going to farm and farm until it is all gone.”

Hey…what about tigers??

Money is the root of all evil (there’s an equation somewhere that proves it) cars cost money so they are inherently evil, women consume or want your money so they desire evil and are hence evil by association.

Just kidding don’t take me seriously, I am married to a lovely demon…. Uh I mean woman, who would never do anything evil… Unless she read what I just wrote… Oh dear….

This post has been reported to Board of PC Corrections (BPCC) and the poster has been sanctioned.

Our biology and evolution have proved it: Women.We’re still animals. The drive for money and status and power are primarily to get women. Or whatever equivalency one has built in their mind in the absence of women.Women are not a side effect of money and power, but the goal.

And gunz.“Money, cars, gunz and women.”And maybe whiskey…

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So he hates girls but thinks women might be invaluable. Good to know.

Calvin what you really want is a pet just requires love.

A Good Woman, Enough money, and a running car. Simple

I’m never happy when I’m in a car. That means I have to deal with traffic and bad drivers.

The key to happiness is doing what you love with the people you love.

For me, True Happiness doesn’t exist if there are still humans around.

Haha!

xxx

“It’s faster horses, younger women,Older whiskey, and more money”

I have said it before and I will say it again, the wallet is the most attractive thing on a male. Why else do women look at butts? To see how thick the wallet is…

My husband has decided to post this in his man-cave (6-car garage). As long as he keeps his paws off my cars, I really don’t care!