Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 29, 2019

“…and the car went into the ditch.”

Pssh. What about the Noodle Incident? Or has that happened yet? Hard to remember when you’ve read every one so many times.

so many exploits to name, so many from which to choose that seem worthy to put onto paper

In the 6 years you’ve been alive, you have traumatized the whole nation plus Susie, Mom & Dad, Miss Wormwood and Rosalyn. It will be a best seller and Hobbes can do the illustrations.

You could shut down the federal government – that had a lot of people in a tizzy.

I came, I saw, I terrified..

If you applied for a job at the White House, you might actually be hired.

So, Calvin is willing to be exploited?

If you can’t be famous, be infamous.

The title is very appropriate, Calvin! You don’t even have to lie in the book!

Can you help me, think of some I could do!!

Snowmen. We need more snowmen.

Try dialling in to a computer in the Pentagon, thinking it’s a games manufacturer and play “Thermonuclear War”. (It’s worked once before).

Did you know that if you fill an old car with helium balloons, and crash it into a wall, you can create nuclear fusion? Worth a try!

What a wonderful vocabulary this kid has. I think his real problem is that he needs to be bumped up about four grade levels. School might be more interesting then.

I’m sure mom and dad can provide plenty of material.

Classic cart before the horse.

Calvin should learn from Oscar Wilde: “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

You can’t force exploits, Calvin.

Calvin could challenge Mo to a wrestling match.

Calvin is truly a work in progress!

Calvin there a lot of adventures you create.

Let Susie write the forward.

This is just book one of a very long series.

Well, there was that time we found those plutonium rods behind the laboratory …

He could run for President…

I recall that Bart Simpson once caused a banking panic.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ovfap2VtpHM

Calvin surely has his life goals planned out

Unlike the “Llama Incident” in Milo Murphy’s Law, we will never find out what the “Noodle Incident” is.

Slap on a “MAGA” hat.

You’ve never had any shortage before…

ring, ring….. “Hello, Homeland Security, Calvin Taskforce, the Director speaking….”