Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 02, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    You will have to PAY the monkey house to take Calvin.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 5 years ago

    As long as Hobbes is allowed to join Calvin in the monkey house, it shouldn’t be a problem.

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    He’s just monkeying around.

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    josh_bisbee  over 5 years ago

    Watterson said that this one was actually kind of difficult. You need to know the rules pretty well to break every one of them.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Like this stuff? Google “Brusspup” and enjoy.

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    LeeCox  over 5 years ago

    “I’ll sell you to the monkey house?” THAT’s a new one!

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    It’s like “Inception”, but for kids.

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Calvin on sugar, way too much sugar.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    The house was built by guys that don’t know code and skipped inspection. I know several people that assembled IKEA furniture that looks like that.

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    lstewa  over 5 years ago

    Well, he certainly nailed this classic!

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    Auntie Socialist  over 5 years ago

    Certain members of Congress introduced a bill repealing the law of gravity. It was voted down

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    On the contrary, Calvin; she just gave you some perspective!

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    Children will do that to your sense of perspective.

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Why would Mom do such a thing to those poor monkeys? What did they do?

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    gantech  over 5 years ago

    No, Calvin, she got it.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 5 years ago

    Mom is very perceptive about Calvin’s perspective.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 5 years ago

    Someone dropped some acid in that boy’s Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!

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    JudyHendrickson  over 5 years ago

    if they’ll have you!!!

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    Better yet, Mom, you could send him to the Vanishing Point.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    Did Watterson recycle this gag again? I seem to remember it being a result of an argument with his dad, “Now Calvin can see both sides of EVERYTHING!” But then reality snaps back to normal, and Calvin tells Dad that he is still wrong.

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    Calvin always had a rather unique perspective anyway.

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    GreasyOldTam  over 5 years ago

    AZA affiliated zoos aren’t allowed to take pets. I would imagine that applies to kids as well.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    So that’s how Planet of the Apes really started!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Guilt dreaming should have him climbing an Escherian Stairwell in perpetuity.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “…or I’ll sell you to the monkey house!” DANG, Mom!!!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Does the Monkey House pay well?

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    moosemin  over 5 years ago

    The Zoo is only five miles away, Mom. Then, Dad can get that dachshund that he wanted in the first place!

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    Grimmwood900  over 5 years ago

    Calvin can analyze the mathematical principles of art yet can’t add single-digit numbers in class!

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    dwdl21  over 5 years ago

    Spatial Relationships? I’ve had one or two of those, or is that something different?…lol

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    rgcviper  over 5 years ago

    Everybody’s got something to hide, ’cept me and my monkey …

    — The Beatles

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 5 years ago

    C and H looks like it morphed into The Gumps today.

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    jmworacle  over 5 years ago

    Why punish those poor monkeys?

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