Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 2021

Flowers, maybe some chocolate, a bottle of ginger ale. Who knows, Calvin might get a peck on the cheek out of this.

I think I love you…..Susie.

Calvin’s true feelings for Susie revealed.

oh, Calvin, you li’l charmer you! {wink, wink}

And the backfiring begins.

Oops, he might get exposed!

Talk about going from bad to worse, all while being “nice.”

You’re going to have a stroke if you don’t calm down, Calvin!

You didn’t think there were going to be any consequences, did you, Calvin?

He went to school and Calvin is hoping that nobody saw him.

It looks like Calvin’s chickens are coming to roost.

The horror ……… ……………… ……….. …….. ………… the horror.

“There is trouble on the edge of town.”, Jim Morrison

The heart speaks loud and clear

Being nice to Susie uncovers some flaws in he ethicator.

The Law of Unintended Consequences strikes again …

“Seems to think you totally are a jerk!”

The other shoe drops…..

Calvin, your good side is just doing the things you want to do secretly, admit it!

A good inventor would have included an ‘exception for slimy girls’ condition to the ethicator design!

Too good is not always really good!!

ironically, calvin created a monster

I wondered what happened when calvin’s duplicate tried to give susie flowers?

The best-laid plans of mice and brats…

“And, of course, I proposed marriage. I said Hobbes would be Best Man.”

Well, well, well…I didn’t see THAT little turn of events!

He is training to become age 10

If anyone saw ‘Calvin’ offer to carry her books and/or give her flowers, we might hear “Susie and Calvin sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.” (SIGH) Ah, the classics never die…

See, this is how Cyrano de Bergerac got all tangled up. ..sort of. (maybe it was John Alden?)

Serves you right ya little scamp…lol

She seems to understand multiple personality disorder when she sees it.

This is getting ridiculous

Man, you stay off GoComics for three days and you miss all the good stuff!

If you’re not familiar with this strip, this may blow more minds than seeing someone ordering a Big Mac or Whopper at KFC.

And there it is,, the crash and burn I prognosticated two days ago.

Pure genius. Every time I read a different strip here, I think: “That’s the best one ever!”

The idea Calvin had just went off the scales so very funny.

I think Calvin needs to change his name to “Smeagol.” <gollum!> <gollum!>

But . . . the flowers had a bee in them and he got slapped?

Calvin should’ve warned his good clone about Susie in advance! Plus, this also seems to hint on what Calvin might REALLY think of Susie if he wasn’t always being so mean to her…

I don’t remember ever thinking girls were awful… except for the one that punched me in the mouth at recess

The end is near for the “good” Calvin.

Proof that Calvin still likes Susie deep down and doesn’t want to admit it.

(Real)Calvin be like: you know the rules and so (Click Click) do I, SAY GOODBYE!

Flowers!?! What the heck is wrong with that good Calvin?

Damage control is called for, pronto!!

When I was a kid, and it was after C&H ended, I did a psuedo-sequel to this storyline, where the ethicator was added to, to have an exception for girls. That led to the duplicate wanting to take over G.R.O.S.S.

Who could stop the Mad Duplicate? None other then Stupendous Man

Looks like an impending case of “muchas smoochas.”

… then, we smooched.

See what being nice does for you

Oh what tangled webs we weave…

uh oh, this wont end well

No good deed goes unpunished.

he is smooth wit the ladies rowr (no homo)

The law of unintended consequences

Smooches, Calvin…SMOOCHES!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Susie and Calvin’s clone, sitting in a tree, S-M-O-O-C-H-I-N-G!