Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 25, 2022

It will give him better depth perception.

Hi, I’m Paul!

There’s nothing to suck from Calvin’s head or bottom.

a literal third eye… like Tien Shin Han of Dragon Ball

To get a third eye go to India.

She didn’t see that one coming

Perfect description of celebrities…except their brains have already been sucked out.

It’s easy to ‘see’ how Hollywood would provoke her reaction.

These days they want fat added to their bottoms.

Ask a silly question… she should have expected an answer like that.

Tenshinhan!

After all, his Mom has an eye in the back of her head!

Cool!

Don’t worry Calvin, you’ll have eyes in the back of your head soon enough-the day you become a parent that is.;-D

Reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode with a three eyed Martian.

Does Calvin want to be a buddha?

Mom, you should know by now that your son isn’t the usual sort…

Are you sure they don’t need the fat sucked out of their butts?

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Mom sure nailed it today. Amen

Love mom’s comment about celebrity’s brains.

A third eye is old hack, I’d go for the antennae

Oh, is that all. We can tend to that with a simple tattoo. First, lets try it with a sharpie pen.

Eyes on stalks would be helpful, like when you’re looking under the couch for the remote.

Start with a rub on tattoo….

Interesting how the lines in Mom’s plaid shirt follow an orthographic pattern, regardless of the folds, curves and angulations of her body position. Drafting…?

the venutian cafe owner vs the martian on the bus, loved that one!

I, for one, think that would be cool!

Then he could be “Calvin Danger, Third Eye”…

I can see Suzie’s reaction now…“Well, that certainly explains a few things…”

He’d better put that “you’re fine the way you are” in the bank for a rainy day.

If he keeps it hidden, would it be a private eye?

And if your third eye ends up blind, at least you can make music in the ’90s.

Can they actually do that? I’m going to assume not, but I’m really curious. I’m sure they could do an eye that’s not functional like on Futurama, but probably not one that works.

Just get a tattoo!

Sorry, meditation’s the only way. And no way are you patient enough.

Better to get an eye in the back of your head like your Mom has.

Mom has a point in the middle panel. Wish as usual things got better.

Ah, Mom’s expression says it all

He must have watched the movie…

“Wait until Halloween, Calvin. We’ll get an eye at the costume store and glue it on your forehead.”

I would want to add wings. It would be so cool to be able to fly.

Hey! Teachers are reputed to have an eye in the back of their head for generations….

He’s fine the way he is??? An alien has replaced his mother!

I love how The Mom initially thinks Calvin wants the fat sucked out of his bottom.

At least you can’t accuse him of being superficial about his appearance.

If that was something plastic surgery was capable of doing, then the human race would be looking a lot different by now.

If you want it to be useful, get it on the back of the head

I don’t know… This sounds pretty reasonable to me.

Is liposuction considered plastic surgery? I didn’t think it was.

Behold the all-seeing eye

Might help his projectile accuracy.

No claws to help fight off Hobbes when he’s in one of his attack modes?

There are times when a third arm/hand is necessary.

I recall Al Bundy thought women should have a third breast in the small of their back. “For slow dancing”.

Calvin would have loved Neolution from Orphan Black

I agree with mom’s opinion about celebrities & plastic surgery.