Reminds me of my (late) uncle who would threaten to “resign from your parenthood” his kids. It ended up being a running joke (as he intended) when everyone started threatening everyone else with “resignation”. Only my sainted Aunt was exempt from it, as she was already resigned to the lunacy of her husband and her two rather cantankerous kids.
HA! The Count called it yesterday about Dad’s poll number being down. Cheer up, Dad. Your poll numbers are nowhere near as miserable as Let’s Go Brandon’s and the reasons for his are far more dire than yours. Come on, Sr Tech and the other Libbots, earn your keep at the Ministry of Truth.
Preternatural….a new word for me, so I had to look it up. I’ve learned something today so I can now go back to bed. Haven’t even finished my first cup of coffee. It’s a good day!
Hey Dad, maybe take your nose out of your book for 20 seconds and play with your kid. Y’all wonder why he does some of the things he does. But how many times do you actually see his parents playing with him? They either ignore him or throw him out of the house.
I love Calvin toons as did my sons, back in the day, they would always cite their polls as to how I am doing as a father, never got above 10 percent. The 10% was from the older daughter.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Voters (just Calvin) are tired of you looking down your nose at them with that air of superiority.
codycab over 2 years ago
Haters gonna hate!
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
How do you propose, Calvin, to fix the issue? Boot your father out of the house?
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 2 years ago
Dad needs to do a better job appealing to the pesky kids voter base if he wants to win this election.
Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago
I wonder what Dad was like as a kid.
C over 2 years ago
Character assignation
rentier over 2 years ago
4. commandment mostly helped me! You shall honour your parents, that mostly helped!
Bilan over 2 years ago
What Calvin really means is that he wants to be the only one with character. This house ain’t big enough for two characters.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
I’d say Dad IS a character!!
in.amongst over 2 years ago
Reminds me of my (late) uncle who would threaten to “resign from your parenthood” his kids. It ended up being a running joke (as he intended) when everyone started threatening everyone else with “resignation”. Only my sainted Aunt was exempt from it, as she was already resigned to the lunacy of her husband and her two rather cantankerous kids.
rklynch over 2 years ago
Well, somebody thinks highly of himself…
aciem88 over 2 years ago
He’s sitting so that’s only about waist high when standing.
chuckcork1 over 2 years ago
Way to lose votes Dad.
jvo over 2 years ago
He’s holding that flaw pretty much in check at the moment, but as a throwaway threat, it works for me. :D
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
HA! The Count called it yesterday about Dad’s poll number being down. Cheer up, Dad. Your poll numbers are nowhere near as miserable as Let’s Go Brandon’s and the reasons for his are far more dire than yours. Come on, Sr Tech and the other Libbots, earn your keep at the Ministry of Truth.
SamT53 over 2 years ago
Two flaws. The first was wanting to have a kid in the first place. Wait, make it three. He HAD the kid.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
You should have seen what he said about you in yesterday’s comic, Dad!
Egrayjames over 2 years ago
Preternatural….a new word for me, so I had to look it up. I’ve learned something today so I can now go back to bed. Haven’t even finished my first cup of coffee. It’s a good day!
Prey over 2 years ago
I wouldn´t class an intolerance of pesky kids as a flaw, more of a survival trait.
bbenoit over 2 years ago
Preternatural, so that’s where Calvin gets his vocabulary.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 2 years ago
Dad doesn’t look concerned.
PaulAbbott2 over 2 years ago
Hey Dad, maybe take your nose out of your book for 20 seconds and play with your kid. Y’all wonder why he does some of the things he does. But how many times do you actually see his parents playing with him? They either ignore him or throw him out of the house.
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
Actually Dad is a character.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Preternatural”? I wonder if he meant paternal-natural? …could be.
A R V reader over 2 years ago
The only character Dad can ever be is a cartoon character.
g04922 over 2 years ago
Dad is a liberal snob ;-p
dadlivonia over 2 years ago
is that a flaw??
Calvinist1966 over 2 years ago
Dad is starting to sound like a Scooby Doo villain – “I’d have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky meddling kids.”
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Calvin’s Dad has more character than all the characters in “Coronation Street”.
wiley207 over 2 years ago
Well, what can we expect from a guy that constantly believes misery builds character?
BiggerNate91 over 2 years ago
Calvin doesn’t realize during all his polling that Dad has the exact same position as him: Dictator-For-Life.
jessegooddoggy over 2 years ago
NOT A FLAW!!
Back to Big Mike over 2 years ago
Oh! New word. Thanks.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Still funny after the first many years ago!
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
I love Calvin toons as did my sons, back in the day, they would always cite their polls as to how I am doing as a father, never got above 10 percent. The 10% was from the older daughter.
StevePappas over 2 years ago
If Calvin’s Dad stood up it wouldn’t amount to a lot of character.
moosemin over 2 years ago
Careful, Calvin. That’s Santa Claus you’re talking to!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Dad knows pollsters like Calvin are full of it.
hagarthehorrible over 2 years ago
Calvin would be a good political strategist when he grows up. Criticism is his forth.