How will Stupendous Man escape from the Locker of Lost Liberty? How will Stupendous Man fare against the Crab Teacher? Can Stupendous Man spell “stupendous”? Will Stupendous Man be any better at Calvin’s test than Calvin? All of these questions will be answered NEXT WEEK!
My father was a school principal in the 1950s. One day he told me that is was a misconception that he was the most important person in the school. He said it was the janitor, the man with all of the keys, who had to be present for every event. If the janitor wouldn’t or couldn’t do it, it didn’t happen.
A very funny middle school student was always pulling jokes. One day she gave one that fell into a flat silence. Just really dumb. In a kidding tone, I said, ‘Go to your locker.’ Wrong thing to say. She actually did it. Being thin as a pencil, she fit perfectly. A joke we shared until she graduated.
If these lockers come with combination locks, how is the custodian going to liberate Calvin if Calvin doesn’t know his combination which he could tell custodian?
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Custodian is a funny name for a sidekick.
codycab over 1 year ago
Or pest control.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 1 year ago
At least he’s doing something other than taking the test.
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
Some hero he is. Can’t even get out of his own lair. Oh wait… he IS a hero. He’s saving everyone from his naughtiness!
C over 1 year ago
A stupendously short adventure
JudasPeckerwood over 1 year ago
At least you got the first four letters of your superhero identity right.
kbyrdleroy123 over 1 year ago
What’s your power, Stupendous man?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
It was the most peaceful day at school since Calvin enrolled.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
I was right yesterday…..
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
How will Stupendous Man escape from the Locker of Lost Liberty? How will Stupendous Man fare against the Crab Teacher? Can Stupendous Man spell “stupendous”? Will Stupendous Man be any better at Calvin’s test than Calvin? All of these questions will be answered NEXT WEEK!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hope it isn’t Freddy Kruger.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Next time, you may actually want to study….ah, who am I kidding…this is Calvin we’re talking about!
MichaelDarnton over 1 year ago
My father was a school principal in the 1950s. One day he told me that is was a misconception that he was the most important person in the school. He said it was the janitor, the man with all of the keys, who had to be present for every event. If the janitor wouldn’t or couldn’t do it, it didn’t happen.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Let’s hope the “custodian” or someone hears his bangs! ☹️
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
Now, maybe we know how ‘Sheldon Cooper’ felt after he was ‘stuffed’ into a locker ! ! !
Just-me over 1 year ago
I wonder if Moe will come along and free him from the locker…?
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
good thing he didn’t actually have to drink any water – an hour or so in a locker and nature can take over.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Oh, poop!”
sandpiper over 1 year ago
A very funny middle school student was always pulling jokes. One day she gave one that fell into a flat silence. Just really dumb. In a kidding tone, I said, ‘Go to your locker.’ Wrong thing to say. She actually did it. Being thin as a pencil, she fit perfectly. A joke we shared until she graduated.
Will_Scarlet over 1 year ago
Nice bit of Frank Miller-esque shadow work in panel 2.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Superman you’re not!!!!
wongo over 1 year ago
You mean the evil demon that lives in the broom closet those preys on unsuspecting little children?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
If these lockers come with combination locks, how is the custodian going to liberate Calvin if Calvin doesn’t know his combination which he could tell custodian?
Lennia Machen Premium Member over 1 year ago
I bet they all know exactly where Calvin is.
Old27F20 over 1 year ago
Huh, I believe Stupendous man’s real sidekick is Dingbat boy!!!!!
T... over 1 year ago
Will STUPIDMAN escape his confines, that is the test…
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Calvin, in spite of many bangs, fails to shoot the lock off.
jbarnes over 1 year ago
I hope he hasn’t bent the door. That can make them hard to open.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Too bad he doesn’t have X-ray eyes. Then he could burn the lock off
jessegooddoggy over 1 year ago
Better call Frazz.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Since its Saturday, consider this the cliffhanger like the first half an old school ‘Batman’ episode. Tune in Monday; same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
ron over 1 year ago
Y’know, some people never learn NOT to close a door behind them with no handle on the inside.
billdaviswords over 1 year ago
Where’s Frazz when you need him?
pixiekitten Premium Member over 1 year ago
This looks like a job for mom, actually.
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
The stupendous man needs to have stupendous ideas to get out of the mess.