Calvin’s right! Not even the schools take responsibility….they know who the bullies are but don’t do anything…..they can’t afford the bad press because residents won’t vote for their multiple levels.
I have a story of Steve Jobs, while in Jr. High, getting a bully to sign a receipt for Steve’s backpack that he (the bully) stole. I told the story to Steve’s widow at the funeral and she laughed and declared it “So very Steve Jobs”
Had Moe been a bit smarter, What Calvin said to him might have made for a good confusion induction (nod and a wink to all the hypnotists out there), and then Calvin could have snuck in a suggestion to not get beaten up.
codycab 11 months ago
I’m surprised Moe didn’t tear up that paper.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
Sue Moe’s parents and the school district.
jagedlo 11 months ago
Even more so these days, Calvin!
Robert4170 11 months ago
When do you take responsibility for your actions, Calvin?
hariseldon59 11 months ago
He’d be in jail for assault and battery if they were adults.
dl_supertroll 11 months ago
Huh, is the school bully Israeli?
netwolf 11 months ago
Wondering why his parents haven’t noticed he’s getting beaten up so often
Imagine 11 months ago
I’m surprised Moe didn’t pull out an NDA in response.
Guy from southern Indiana 11 months ago
I wonder if Moe signed.
incognito 11 months ago
Just put an X down, the likes of Moe won’t know the difference……
(I hate bullies, they deserve everything they get)….
Doug Taylor Premium Member 11 months ago
And what’s this at the bottom of the page.
Oh, that’s the sanity clause.
Ha! You can’t fool me. There’s no such thing as Sanity Clause.
Just-me 11 months ago
Calvin is lucky the piece of paper was not shove deeply into an orifice where it would be difficult and uncomfortable to remove…
chuckcork1 11 months ago
Bullies tend to not have the money. So their victims have to sue the schools instead.
'IndyMan' 11 months ago
Moe can’t read, much less understand the words, Calvin is saying ! ! !
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 11 months ago
he must have seen todays non-sequitur
dflak 11 months ago
Moe reminds me of some of the students on some high school football teams: the coach doesn’t hand in the roster until he sees who can make bail.
Prey 11 months ago
Bet Calvin doesn´t need lunch anymore!
Rose686 11 months ago
Lol
rhpii 11 months ago
Insure? No. He needs to be bonded.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
Still true today. Though I am more than ready to hold other people responsible for my actions.
Joey D. 11 months ago
I loveCalvin and Hobbes but hate the abuse and violence of Calvin
royq27 11 months ago
So, Moe can read-or at least pretend…
Spacetech 11 months ago
Moe is currently serving 89 years to life. He’s going through gender transition surgery and knits.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Calvin’s right! Not even the schools take responsibility….they know who the bullies are but don’t do anything…..they can’t afford the bad press because residents won’t vote for their multiple levels.
From personal experiences…..
SofaKing 11 months ago
Moe grew up to be a Republican congressman.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
You’re lucky the paramedics don’t make you sign forms.
chinook12345 11 months ago
Moe grew up to be a leftist bully
locake 11 months ago
Moe can’t read.
mindjob 11 months ago
Moe was lost at the word “statement”
KEA 11 months ago
They should have one of those for arms manufacturers
FRITH RA 11 months ago
I have a story of Steve Jobs, while in Jr. High, getting a bully to sign a receipt for Steve’s backpack that he (the bully) stole. I told the story to Steve’s widow at the funeral and she laughed and declared it “So very Steve Jobs”
andrew.scharnhorst 11 months ago
Gee, you’d’a thunk that’d work.
hagarthehorrible 11 months ago
Calvin is tailor made for lawyer. The terms and conditions need improvement for boneheads.
gantech 11 months ago
Had Moe been a bit smarter, What Calvin said to him might have made for a good confusion induction (nod and a wink to all the hypnotists out there), and then Calvin could have snuck in a suggestion to not get beaten up.
hitman4cookies 11 months ago
Like Calvin should talk.
mrwiskers 11 months ago
This is so one sided. We haven’t heard from any bullies to tell their side. If you are a bully or are a reformed bully, I’d like to hear your stories.