Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 23, 2023

I’m surprised Moe didn’t tear up that paper.

Sue Moe’s parents and the school district.

Even more so these days, Calvin!

When do you take responsibility for your actions, Calvin?

He’d be in jail for assault and battery if they were adults.

Huh, is the school bully Israeli?

Wondering why his parents haven’t noticed he’s getting beaten up so often

I’m surprised Moe didn’t pull out an NDA in response.

I wonder if Moe signed.

Just put an X down, the likes of Moe won’t know the difference……

(I hate bullies, they deserve everything they get)….

And what’s this at the bottom of the page.

Oh, that’s the sanity clause.

Ha! You can’t fool me. There’s no such thing as Sanity Clause.

Calvin is lucky the piece of paper was not shove deeply into an orifice where it would be difficult and uncomfortable to remove…

Bullies tend to not have the money. So their victims have to sue the schools instead.

Moe can’t read, much less understand the words, Calvin is saying ! ! !

he must have seen todays non-sequitur

Moe reminds me of some of the students on some high school football teams: the coach doesn’t hand in the roster until he sees who can make bail.

Bet Calvin doesn´t need lunch anymore!

Lol

Insure? No. He needs to be bonded.

Still true today. Though I am more than ready to hold other people responsible for my actions.

I loveCalvin and Hobbes but hate the abuse and violence of Calvin

So, Moe can read-or at least pretend…

Moe is currently serving 89 years to life. He’s going through gender transition surgery and knits.

Calvin’s right! Not even the schools take responsibility….they know who the bullies are but don’t do anything…..they can’t afford the bad press because residents won’t vote for their multiple levels.

From personal experiences…..

Moe grew up to be a Republican congressman.

You’re lucky the paramedics don’t make you sign forms.

Moe grew up to be a leftist bully

Moe can’t read.

Moe was lost at the word “statement”

They should have one of those for arms manufacturers

I have a story of Steve Jobs, while in Jr. High, getting a bully to sign a receipt for Steve’s backpack that he (the bully) stole. I told the story to Steve’s widow at the funeral and she laughed and declared it “So very Steve Jobs”

Gee, you’d’a thunk that’d work.

Calvin is tailor made for lawyer. The terms and conditions need improvement for boneheads.

Had Moe been a bit smarter, What Calvin said to him might have made for a good confusion induction (nod and a wink to all the hypnotists out there), and then Calvin could have snuck in a suggestion to not get beaten up.

Like Calvin should talk.

This is so one sided. We haven’t heard from any bullies to tell their side. If you are a bully or are a reformed bully, I’d like to hear your stories.