Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 09, 1990
Transcript:
Charlene: Look, Cathy, on this new diet you get to pick... Cathy: No. No choices. I wan all choices eliminated from my diet. Charlene: Fine. Just make a list that eliminates all your choices. Cathy: No. I need someone else to eliminate my choices for me. Charlene: Fine. I'll make a list... Cathy: No. I need to pay someone. It will only work if I pay a stranger a fortune to eliminate each and every choice!! Charlene: Welcome to America: Land of the free, home of the berserk.