Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 22, 1992

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Charlene: In honor of Earth Day, I typed this year's Secretaries' Day memo on recycled paper with non-toxic ink. I copied it on an energy-efficient copier under low-wattage halogen bulbs while drinking coffee from a politically correct country, in a reusable ceramic mug, which was made in the U.S.A. by a non-polluting company and sold with no excess packaging! Just as we're learning to respect the earth, let us learn to respect the 18.4 million underpaid secretaries, without whom the companies of this earth would shrivel up and die in a matter of seconds!! Mr. Pinkley: You're driving me crazy, Charelene: And burning no fossil fuel in the process!