Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 03, 1993
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Saleswoman: Come one! Come all! Come to me, demoralized bathing suit shoppers! Look at your perfect little feet! Look at your slender, lean, muscle-toned feet! Flaunt that curvy heel! Show off that fabulous arch! Wow them with your sassy peekaboo toes! Every single style looks incredible on those sexy slim, trim, one hundred percent cellulite-free feet! In winter, we're a shoe department. In summer, we're a self-respect redemption center.
Wow, not only does she work at every store in the universe, she travels fast!