Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 23, 1993
Transcript:
Cathy: I'm returning this because I will never wear it. I will never wear it because it is a date outfit. I will never need a date outfit because I will never accept another date as long as I live! Saleswoman: All the more reason to look enticing so you can torture the men you won't be going out with! Cathy: Excellent point. In that case, I'll keep the outfit and buy a matching purse! Saleswoman: Sold to the heart. Rescued by the spirit.
Okay, I understand that people have to make a living, but that’s just evil.