Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 05, 1993

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Cathy: What if my body found a way to convert diet soda into fat while I was sleeping? What if the cells that make my hair grow at night went berserk and made my thighs grow?? What if my feet, the two things I could depend on, jumped on the band wagon and inflated like little blimps?? Yeaagh! Some mornings it's such a relief to merely be overweight.