Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 02, 1994

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Cathy: Alex is ten years younger and works in a gym, Mom. Mom: Do you think you two will ever get married? Cathy: One of his friends has a mohawk, and another has a tattoo of a Schnauzer on her thigh. Mom: But do you think you'll ever get married? Cathy: They wear clothes I don't like, laugh at jokes I don't get, and listen to music that gives me a headache! Mom: Do you think you'll ever get married? Cathy: The bifocal view of life: Blind to the little details, crystal clear on the distant goal.