Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 25, 1996

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Pull on bangs with full strength of arm and cement them to forehead with hairspray. Chop random hairs from back of head and try braiding them into bangs to add length. Pile all remaining hair on top of head and drape it over face. The mark of a great haircut...you can do so much with it.