Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 04, 1996
Transcript:
Mom: You met someone?? What's he like?? Cathy: According to his online profile, he's a sensitive, 38-year-old pharmacist, mom.......Or, he could be a body-builder pretending to be a pharmacist...or a kid pretending to be a grown-up...or a woman pretending to be a man...or a married person pretending to be single...or a complete geek pretending to be Mr. Fabulous...or.... Mom: SHE MET SOMEONE!! Cathy: You were supposed to call when things got this desperate, Dad. Dad: I had instructions to not tie up your phone line, honey.